This holiday season, I made myself a list. After all, I’m a bear on a mission.
Word in the house was that we were going plastic for the tree this year.
I objected. Real trees for this spirit bear.
While it did involve a dent into my bear tin to finance the tree, I am a thoughtful and generous bear when it comes to the holidays, so I allowed it.
No small trees for this bear though. If we’re getting a tree, we’re getting a big ass tree.
One that takes 3 grown men to haul in.
One that stretches into the horizon.
Make that 4 grown men.
This is the perfect holiday tree for this house and for this spirit bear.
And as a final touch I let everyone know who this tree came from.
I mean, SOMEBODY has to help me with the rest of the items on my list.