We made to to CES again this year and I have to say I’m disappointed. 90% of everything here is the same as last year! Where is the innovation? I guess this is a good reminder that even technology moves slow in the physical world.
There was one exhibit that I did approve of. All this talk about drones, this company EHANG is making a crazy full person drone. Now that’s something I could get behind. From the looks of it, my bud and I could just fit inside and go for a ride.
Well, that and the full scale BB8 robot. Nicholas, make me one of these!
It’s Christmas! It’s one of my favourite holidays again! It’s a strange Christmas though because we had no tree and hardly any Christmas decorations. But at least we have Christmas gifts!
We’ve been away for a long time so I’m sure my bud must have gotten me some cool game presents to make up for it.
I was in such a good mood I made the effort to 3D print some cool Christmas name tags. I focused on blinging out the name of the giver. That’s the important part after all.
And then it was time to open my presents.
First I got Canadian Smarties. They’re cool. But I’m already a pretty smart bear.
Then my bud got a bandana. I took it and put it on. Looks better on me anyway.
Next I got to the packages that were from my bud. I can’t wait to see what they are!
STEAM GAME CONTROLLERS! Yesss! I have more ways to game. I knew my bud would come through for Christmas.
Shortly after we arrived to Hong Kong, Peep disappeared. I didn’t pay much attention to that, and assumed he was off hunting for coffee.
I guess I started getting worried after a few months had passed. One day I happened to look up and found out that, for some unbeknownst reason, the ridiculous bunny had decided to dangle himself off the ceiling beams.
I eventually realized that the bunny was trying to do a leap of faith into the coffee pot below, but naturally, didn’t think through the logistics before he got himself all tangled up there.
Well he wasn’t bothering anyone up there…so I left him there.
Today we are finally leaving Hong Kong. So I (reluctantly) told Nicholas that we better rescue the bunny.
“You ready to come down now Peep?” I ask.
“Peep.” said Peep.
That crazy bunny still wants to do a leap of faith.
“You realize leaps of faith are for experts? Not everyone can master the jump.” I caution.
“Peep” said Peep.
I sigh. “Fine, let the bunny do what he wants.”
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Peep falls to the ground and promptly faceplants himself.
Sigh. I still don’t know what to do with that bunny.
At least he recovered enough to still have a go at the coffee.
The whole reason we are in Hong Kong is because of my minions. I’m a little mad at the Peers but I have to maintain a good facade when I’m around these Peers. So here I am buddying up with P4 even though I want to smack him.
Smile and wave, fellows. Smile and wave. You better be worth it P4! I could have been gaming at home this whole time.