Today I heard Pokin take a phone call.

“Hello, I’m looking for someone I could speak to about Sumi?”
“What’s this about,” demands Pokin
“This is Valerie from Valerie accounting and I was wondering if I could help Sumi with accounting needs?”
“No, Sumi already has an accountant,”says Pokin.

I do not! Thought I.

I hastily drafted the following message and sent it to Pokin-

Hi Valerie, this is Sumi. I do have big bear accounting needs.  My bear box is constantly getting raided by my bear bud.  What a jerk. I take that money fair and square from his wallet and I have a hard time accounting for all that is stolen back from me.  I also make investments from time to time in his companies, and I’m pretty sure he owes me some dividends from those too. I pay well in hot chocolate and quality video game time if that’s something your interested in. You can read more about how great I am at https://sumibear.me.  I’ve attached a photo of myself with my bear bin for reference.

P.S. I hope your quickbooks skills are as awesome as I am.