I am a great bear + the Tuna Auction

For some reason that shall never make any sense to me, Pokin really really wanted to see the Tuna Auction. The auction used to be at the Tsukiji Market, where you actually were able to walk right up amongst the Tuna. The place got too crowded, so they eventually moved it to a more modern larger facility at the Toyosu market. Instead of being right in the middle of the action, you now had to stand behind glass walls to see it, and entry required applying to a lotto.

Lots of things Pokin wants to do makes no sense. There was no way my bud wanted to go. Voluntarily get up early to go see smelly fish??? Ha!

So I took it for the team and went with her. Let me tell you, this was commitment. The auction happens really early in the morning, so we had to get up at like 3AM to get there. The auction officially starts around 5:30AM and is over within 20-30 minutes.

This is the biggest tuna auction in the world, and all the best and most expensive tuna gets brought here to be bid on, and hauled away.

Then, because we had been up for a while, I saw Pokin, Chris, and Laura work up an appetite so they went for some tuna themselves.

My bud owes me one.

Tokyo alley ways are cool

While I was underwhelmed by the technology level of Japan, I do have to say that alleys are pretty great.

Tiny little back alleys full of restaurants and bars, people grilling meat and serving drinks… The golden gai and piss alley areas were especially fun at night. Many restaurants had signs that said “no foreigners”, which seemed a bit rude as I’m a pretty cool bear. They shouldn’t judge like that. 😠

We spent some time exploring all the alleys, stopping into random restaurants for some skewers. The skewers were good, even if people were biased against bears and buds.

We saw some pretty weird stuff. That was also cool.

Nicholas and Pokin met up with their friends Laura and Chris and packed into one of those little bars for some food and fun.

I’m warming up more to Japan.

Tokyo and my expectations

This morning we got up for a quick flight to Tokyo.  With the time zone difference it meant we got in around 5pm.

I had wanted to try out the famed Tokyo bullet trains, but instead we ended up on an Airport Limo, aka bus.

For the first part of our trip we went through a lot of countryside.  It looked lush, I saw rice fields and simple houses, and a lot a lot of golf courses and pitch driving ranges.  And thus I was reminded of golf being one of the national sports in Japan.

The shuttle can be as short as 1 hour but we lucked out to arrive during rush hour and it took closer to 100 minutes for our ride.  It was interesting to see that the highway lanes were generally fairly narrow.

I expected Japan to be more modern, with tall packed skyscrapers everywhere.  While the city looked very developed as far as my eye could see, the housing density was less than I expected.  It also looked considerably less modern.  Many trains did not have digital displays.

We arrived to our hotel, checked in, and with jet lag still in full force, passed right out.

The next day we were greeted with rain.  A lot of rain.  Today was the day I learned Tokyo gets 1,530 millimetres of precipitation a year.  Vancouver, which qualifies as a rainforest only gets 1283 mm.  So it was too wet for sightseeing.  And we decided to stay in and work.

Before arriving to Tokyo, I had this expectation of a very high-tech metropolitan city.  I knew that the country was very respectful of tradition, but I did not at all expect it to feel old.  Compared to cities like Hong Kong, the metro station didn’t feel as modern. I suppose that’s what happens if you were early to adopt the tech. For instance, here is a photo of the Honk Kong skyline a few nights before, much more Neo-Tokyo than Tokyo.

Here’s the regular old metro in Tokyo. No holograms anywhere!

There are definitely a lot of vending machines everywhere though.  Lots.  For all sorts of things including tickets to buy ramen.

I also didn’t expect so much grafiti.

So far, Japan seems to be a very interesting juxtaposition of new and old.

The bear invasion

My bud told me we were finally travelling again.  I got excited.  It’d been a while.

I even willingly went into the travel back pack — a tall ask —

Only to resurface in Hong Kong.

Wait a sec, I’d been here already.  This isn’t exciting!

The only saving grace is that I was staying at the Conrad hotel, where apparently they knew I was a VIB because they gave me a room on the top floor.  This, this I liked.  61st floor views are pretty sweet!

I chose to ignore the fact that the welcome back card wasn’t made out to me and that there was some mention about celebrating anniversaries.

What I liked a little less was that there were already other bears on premise.  First there was one Conrad bear.  Him I can handle.  I can show him his place.  But then more Conrad bears appeared.   There are 3 bears too many in this picture.

Luckily Nicholas said that these bears didn’t have to come along for the rest of the trip.  GOOD.

 

After we dropped off our stuff we stopped at the Collinson Crematorium to pay our respects to some ancestors.

Next, we went to mine and Nicholas’ least favourite kind of place.  A wholesale fish market.  It definitely smelled like fish.  A lot of fish.

Pokin had it in her head that we were going to take everyone to the Aberdeen Wholesale Fish Market, specifically to a canteen.  I cannot think of a place that more aptly fit the description of ‘hole in the wall.”  It really was a hole in the wall — I barely would have found the entrance if we weren’t given a photo of what to look for.  Apparently this place used to be a local’s secret, but it got written up in places like the Lonely Planet so it’s not so secret anymore.  Pokin met up with a person who knew a person, who had arranged to pick out some seafood for us that the restaurant then cooked.  I saw some conversation between Pokin and some person, I saw some money change hands, and then we proceeded to sit down through way too many courses of seafood.

I mean, who wants to eat stuff that looks like this?  Not I.  Not my bud.

I think the only thing that made the trip worth it at all was to see that our chef / cook was some shirtless guy who definitely did not look like he should be cooking our food.  It amused me.  And Nicholas.  Everyone else didn’t even pay attention as they were too busy eating a lot of seafood so the two of us amused ourselves.

Nicholas tells me we are going to Tokyo the next day.  Now this I’m excited about!

A snowbear in Snowbird

After so many years of living in Las Vegas I had almost forgotten what a lot of snow feels like.

And then Pokin got herself invited to some sort of Strategic ‘Board’ Meeting at Snowbird, Utah.  It was a group of VCs and founders gathering in Snowbird resort for a few days of snowboarding and networking.

There were only 3 rules to the group.

  1. Be a telemark skiier
  2. Be a SASS business
  3. Be great at a bar

I’m king of the monoski and I’m always great company so I felt those were good enough qualifications to go.  I have no idea how my bud Nicholas and Pokin were still invited.

Nonetheless we got into a car and made our way to Utah.

Growing up in the Whistler mountains I was used to snow.  I don’t think I realized just how much more snow Snowbird gets.  This was an epic snow season so there was something like 690″ of total snowfall and the snow base got to 180″.  I think in metric so I have no idea what that means.  But it sounds like a lot.  I just looked up the Whistler snow season and it got 373″  Because of all the snow, the valley is really susceptible to avalanches.  In fact the Wasatch Mountains where Snowbird is located is ranked top 5 for chances of avalanches, right up there with Annapurna and Everest.  To combat that, ski patrol manually triggered avalanches all day long.

What’s a bear to do when it’s avalanching outside in some remote part of the mountain range away from skiiers?

Have some hot cocoa of course.

I did manage to get out a bit.  While Pokin was at the Chickadee slope, my bud and I got on the chairlift and went down a few hills.  It was fun.  Except the parts where my bud wiped out.  When we were tired of that we went snowshoeing.

And then it was back inside for more hot cocoa.

I miss this kind of life.  We should do it more often.

Magic Leap to SPACE!

You may remember that Nicholas and I have spent quite some time gaming in VR. So naturally when Magic Leap was showing off it’s futuristic new AR devices, we had to get in on it. Since we pre-ordered the ridiculously expensive, silly looking, and mostly useless device, we got invited to their over-the-top party in LA, hosted in the hangar where they store the US Endeavor space shuttle. Count this bear IN.

Little did we know that the party would actually be UNDERNEATH the space shuttle! This is the best possible waste of company money. I approve. Even if it bankrupts the company, which it almost certainly will.

Hiking around Joffre Lakes

Today we are hiking Joffre Lakes, another of my mountain haunts. Pokin’s been wanting to come here since she went to SFU, so she was pleased to finally make it.

What she remembered was the hike was rated strenuous, so she never felt like she was ready to tackle. Turned out quite acceptable, but she was not prepared for the crowds. The trails were definitely very busy. Too busy, some might say.

A Bear at Blizzard

We’d been listening to an audiobook – Blood, Sweat and Pixels.  One of the chapters was dedicated to one of my favourite gaming companies — Blizzard.

So naturally when we were in town for a conference already we decided to pay a business visit to our friend who works there.

And here’s the campus.

I mean, you only had to get through chain linked fences and a security guard to get to this point of the premise.

Rounding the corner brings you to the famous orc statue.  You can read about the making of this orc statue on the Blizzard web site.

Naturally I posed in front of it.

Normally the Orc isn’t covered by knitting — it’s only there for Christmas but they’re a little slow.  So it’s like we got to see the special spawn!

And here’s the lobby.

After that, we got a tour of Blizzard — including a glimpse of their special operations command room where they can see server stats around the world!

UNfortunately most of the areas were blocked off and closed – even for a VIB like me.

Another time.  One day I shall OWN MULTIPLE game companies.  Till then I’ll just selfie in front of this one.