A couple weeks ago, my bud mentioned that he was planning to demolish the downstairs bathroom.
Good. I thought. Good riddance. Who needs bathrooms anyway? They’re overrated. This bear especially, has no need for bathrooms.
So I watched it get torn up. Then Erik come to visit and help tear it apart some more.
And a week later they still continued to tear this bathroom apart.
Just how long does it take to get rid of a bathroom anyway?
Then it dawned on me that they weren’t just removing the bathroom. They were actually trying to fix it up. And it was taking a long time. And during this whole time, my gaming routine was getting severely disrupted.
I tried to stage an intervention. I sat down to talk to my bud.
No avail. He still worked on that blasted bathroom.
So right now days into this “project” I’m still sitting here left to my own devices. So I decided to vent my frustrations by writing a song. This song’s for you bear bud.
Les Miserables – I dreamed a dream
– adapted by Sumi Bear, video for your singalong purposes
There was a time when my bud was kind
And the cocoa was flowing
And his words were inviting
There was a time I felt top of mind
When the world was a game
And the game was exciting
There was a time
It all went wrong
I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When scores were high
And life worth living
I dreamed I fought; yelled battle cries
I dreamed that odds would be forgiving
Then I was young and too naive
And worlds were conquered, new skills added
There were no days I had to wait
No takedowns untaken
No time was wasted
But some people come one day
With their tools sprawled all asunder
As they tore my hopes apart
And they turned my dreams to dust
He left me sitting at my chair
He filled my days with endless waiting
He took the patience of this bear
And he was still gone when nightfall came
And still I dream he’ll come to me
That we will start our gaming sessions
This dream had really better be
Or there will be storms he cannot weather!
I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I’m living
So different now from what it seemed
This bathroom has killed the dream I dreamed
