So my bud’s sister’s expecting a kid. Naturally being the generous bear I am, I made my bud go find him a fitting gift.
What gift is more fitting than a onsie with my face on it?
So we went to gift it to his sister.
Look at the size of that belly! It’s bigger than I am!
Ok kid, just hurry on out so uncle Sumi can teach you a thing or two about the priorities of life.
Like the importance of gaming for starters.